Happiest Girl!

Yay Friday! :D

Sharon — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:06:25 +0000

A gift from my co-worker… she makes them herself. Cool, huh?

Oh and… seriously! O_o

Sharon — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:59:05 +0000

Kingsport Police have filed a 10th DUI charge against a driver who was going about 20 miles per hour on Interstate 26 and weaving. The 57-year-old
man told the officer on Tuesday, “I’m drunk. Do what you gotta do.” The police report stated that when asked to take sobriety, breath or alcohol tests, the
man kept repeating that he was drunk.

Dude, you are so going to hell.

Sharon — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:37:46 +0000

Second-degree burglary charges have been filed against an Ames man who broke into a church where he allegedly used the
institution’s electronic equipment to watch pornography. Police allege the 55-year-old man broke into the First Christian Church on Thursday. After
gathering items from around the building, he is believed to have gone to the basement to spend the night.

I think I found my dream job.

Sharon — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:21:57 +0000

In the Idaho Statesman this morning (front page…):

The dog poop count continues in Boise Foothills

For the past three years, city officials have flagged dog poop at three Foothills trailheads in February.

How did it go this year? “Corrals is just gross,” said Foothills Open Space Manager Julia Grant, who was disappointed. “When it snows you can’t always see everything. Everything we saw was pretty fresh.”

What was the count?

- 109 at Corrals (142 in 2009, 115 in 2008)

- 92 at Lower Hulls (49 in 2009, 141 in 2008)

- 50 at Table Rock (82 in 2009, 66 in 2008)

Who said all the good jobs are being outsourced?

Maybe he was looking for wabbits…

Sharon — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:05:25 +0000

Troy D. Parrish is being held in the Ada County Jail on a charge of felony aggravated assault after Boise police say he was pointing a toy machine gun at cars driving past him late Saturday night on Fairview Avenue.

Police say Parrish could not give them a reason as to why he was threatening the occupants of cars with a toy guy, so they charged him with the felony, which is punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

I love this – “Police say Parrish could not give them a reason as to why he was threatening the occupants of cars with a toy guy (yep, says toy GUY in the paper), so they charged him with the felony, which is punishable by up to 10 years in prison”.

Two questions. Was it this guy?

And… if he would have come up with a good excuse… do you think he would have just walked away?

Happy Purim! :o)

Sharon — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:22:41 +0000

Slow weekend.. we watched a couple of movies and got a lot of rest. I made Ozney Haman today. They came out kinda funny (shape-wise). The dough was really hard to work with

Starting over… again.

Sharon — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:21:25 +0000

Nuff said.

Christmas puppies :)

Sharon — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:20:32 +0000

Every year we buy something small for each one of the dogs, wrap it and let them try and open the package. Tonight I tried to convince them to tear their presents open by hiding a treat inside. Missy sat there and sniffed it (had to open her present for her) Rocky opened it a little, ate the treat – and brought a half wrapped rubber ball (chewed up and slobbery wrapper) for me to throw. What else is new. He’s been bugging us ever since. He was just outside with it and played soccer in the snow for a while (he loves playing by himself) and came in and set a cold, frozen, covered with snow rubber ball right next to my butt – so i can’t ignore it and play with him. Cold.

Missy got a new squeaky toy.

Going to sleep now. We’re going to see the family tomorrow… gonna be a long day.

Been a while

Sharon — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:59:10 +0000

It’s been a while since I posted anything. I’ve been tired (and lazy…). So much has happened since. We lost our little girl Cyn. We took her to be cremated. We will get a nice urn and we are planning to build a little memorial around it. I still can’t believe she is gone. It feels so empty and weird without her.

We love you, Cynd.

(Current Mood: sad)

Quack :)

Sharon — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 16:31:02 +0000

Dedicated to the human duck… :-S

A duck walks into a bar and asks: “Got any Bread?”

Barman says: “No.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No, we have no bread.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No, we haven’t got any fucking bread.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No, are you deaf?! We haven’t got any fucking bread, ask me again and I’ll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a fucking bird!”

Duck says: “Got any nails?”

Barman says: “No”

Duck says: “Got any bread?